Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Edgar Allan Poe


Me:
Thank you Mr Poe, for giving me a few moments of your time to hopefully get an insight into the brilliance of your life in terms of your great literature – you are a legend you know.(smiles)

E.A.Poe:
Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is glorious– whether all that is profound– does not spring from disease of thought– from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.

Me:
Hmmm, yes well, I’d certainly question some of the intellects I have the misfortune to interact with - I read somewhere that Henry Charles was quoted as saying “An enthusiasm for Poe is the mark of a decidedly primitive stage of reflection. Baudelaire thought him a profound philosopher.... Poe was much the greater charlatan of the two, as well as the greater genius.” – You have a comment to make on his comment?

E.A.Poe:
There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm. I have no faith in human perfectibility. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago - Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.

Me:
I most certainly shall, thank you for that…do you mind very much if we talk about your poetry?

E.A.Poe:
I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty. With me poetry has not been a purpose, but a passion To elevate the soul, poetry is necessary.

Me:
That’s a truly beautiful way to put it (sighs)…It’s been said and is I suppose reflected in a lot of your work - that much of it is due to your concern of romanticism with the occult and the satanic – that it owes much also to your own feverish dreams, to which you applied a rare faculty of shaping plausible fabrics out of impalpable materials.

E.A.Poe.
(repeats) Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear….If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered - I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream….Invisible things are the only realities

Me: (shivers) You’re making me go all goose bumpy!!.

E.A.Poe.
The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be - There are some secrets which do not permit themselves to be told. There are moments when even to the sober eye of reason, the world of our sad humanity may assume the semblance of Hell. Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises from the seemingly irrelevant.

Me: I know , I know “believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear” but you have been described as having a lack of principles, irritable, self centred, unstable…blah, blah, blah….What that really does though just enhances your mana ( one of my culture’s words meaning esteem/prestige). (smiles)

E.A.Poe:
In criticism, I will be bold, and as sternly, absolutely just with friend and foe. From this purpose nothing shall turn me. Stupidity is a talent for misconceptions (Me nods in agreement). To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness (Me sensed a cheeky wink here)

Me:
Your sensitivity to the beauty and sweetness of women inspired in your lyrical works*(To Helen, Annabel Lee, Eulalie, To One in Paradise* and the full-toned prose hymns to beauty and love in Ligeia and Eleonora tells me a lot about the romantic Mr Poe – care to share a little on this?

E.A.Poe:
“For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world -sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts. Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears - there are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion.

Me:
What could I ever say to ever come close to trying to express with such eloquence, anything, as wonderful as you have?…this has been an experience I will never forget – and I’d like to leave the last words to you Mr Poe please….

E.A.Poe:
It is more than probable that I am not understood; but I fear, indeed, that it is in no manner possible to convey to the mind of the merely general reader, an adequate idea of that nervous intensity of interest with which, in my case, the powers of meditation (not to speak technically) busied and buried themselves, in the contemplation of even the most ordinary objects of the universe.
We gave the Future to the winds, and slumbered tranquilly in the Present, weaving the dull world around us into dreams - the ninety and nine are with dreams, content, but the hope of the world made new, is the hundredth man who is grimly bent on making those dreams come true.

Me: *whispers* PERFECT!

Barak Obama

(This is my tribute to President Barack Obama - who is alive and well and making a difference to our world.)

ME: Mr President, to me you are everything the world has said you are in terms of a great leader and I could not resist creating an opportunity to explore your life through the eyes of the world via this surreal interview between you and me…. I thank you for the magic of your brilliant inspiring words and thank those who recorded them that has allowed me to respectfully put this together for my own love of you as a great world leader and for those millions who know that change will come to your great country through your leadership. I would like to know what it is that drove you and inspired you, to pursue your dreams.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:
I usually have a minute to sit quietly and collect my thoughts - and recently, I’ve found myself reflecting on what it was that led me to public service in the first place.

ME:
Where do you believe the starting point for those reflections began?.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:
In Chicago - but I am not a native of that great city. I moved there when I was just a year out of college, and a group of churches offered me a job as a community organizer so I could help rebuild neighborhoods that had been devastated by the closing of steel plants.
The salary was $12,000 a year plus enough money to buy an old, beat-up car, and so I took the job and drove out to Chicago, where I didn’t know a soul. And during the time I was there, we worked to set up job training programs for the unemployed and after school programs for kids.

ME:
So you worked at the grassroots as they say – that is something I personally can relate to, my work in community law takes me constantly to those social issues.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: It was the best education I ever had, because I learned in those neighborhoods that when ordinary people come together, they can achieve extraordinary things.

ME:
I believe around that time you also visited your relatives in Kenya. You had a very emotional experience when you visited the graves of your biological father and paternal grandfather.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: For a long time I sat between the two graves and wept. I saw that my life in America—the black life, the white life, the sense of abandonment I felt as a boy, the frustration and hope I'd witnessed in Chicago—all of it was connected with this small plot of earth an ocean away.

ME:
…and that sad experience would have added to your passion and commitment to make a difference. Did you work very long in Chicago?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: After three years, I went back to law school. I left there with a degree and a lifetime of debt, but I turned down the corporate job offers so I could come back to Chicago and organize a voter registration drive. I also started a civil rights practice, and began to teach constitutional law.

ME: So the inspiration to a possible career in politics began there?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: After a few years, people started coming up to me and telling me I should run for state Senate. So I did what every man does when he’s faced with a big decision – I prayed, and I asked my wife. And after consulting those two higher powers, I decided to get in the race.

ME: Hmm.. you must have made an amazing impression – so what happened next, what kind of a reaction did you get as you started moving into the political arena?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Everywhere I’d go, I’d get two questions. First, they’d ask, “Where’d you get that funny name, Barack Obama?” Because people just couldn’t pronounce it. They’d call me “Alabama,” or they’d call me “Yo Mama.” And I’d tell them that my father was from Kenya, and that’s where I got my name. And my mother was from Kansas, and that’s where I got my accent from.
And the second thing people would ask me was, “You seem like a nice young man. You’ve done all this great work. You’ve been a community organizer, and you teach law school, you’re a civil rights attorney, you’re a family man – why would you wanna go into something dirty and nasty like politics?

ME: And what did you have to say to those?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: I understand the question, and the cynicism. We all understand it. We understand it because we get the sense today that politics has become a business and not a mission. In the last several years, we have seen Washington become a place where keeping score of who’s up and who’s down is more important than who’s working on behalf of the American people. We have been told that our mounting debts don’t matter, that the economy is doing great, and so Americans should be left to face their anxiety about rising health care costs and disappearing pensions on their own.

ME:
When you took office you inherited a global economic recession, two ongoing foreign wars and the lowest international favorability rating for the United States ever. Your campaign agenda was deemed to be ambitious – financial reforms, alternative energy, and reinventing education and health care – all while bringing down the national debt…quite challenging decisions to make.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:
The challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. Because these issues intertwined with the economic well-being of the nation, I believed all would have to be undertaken simultaneously. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, they will be met.

ME:
Speaking to you has been just wonderful and if I may I’d like to continue this conversation in the near future if that’s ok – I’d love to know a bit more about the family man behind the powerful public role.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:
I would not be here without the unyielding support of my best friend, the rock of our family and the love of my life, our nation’s First Lady, Michelle Obama. Sasha and Malia, I love so much, and while she’s no longer with us, my grandmother, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them and my debt to them is beyond measure.

ME:
Mr President this has been an honour beyond anything I have seen or done and barring objections to my using this as my personal tribute to you for the inspiration you have given me I look forward to our next meeting ..do you think we can meet up again soon?

PRESIDENT OBAMA:
Yes we can!

ME:
Thank you.

Sunday, 8 December 2013

Dorothy Parker (Dottie)

(For Hugh)
Me: 

It’s wonderful to meet you Miss Parker. I hope you don’t consider being here too much against your better judgement. I have a lovely friend, who writes incredible poetry too, I think he is your biggest fan. I had this immediate curiosity to meet you so I could share this with him.

Dottie:
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was 
against her better judgment. The cure for boredom is curiosity – there is no cure for curiosity.

Me:
Oh I mean curious in the most respectful way I promise. I doubt anything you’ve ever done or said could ever bore me…but my friend really is lovely.

Dottie:
I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again. By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying! Lady make note of this - one of you is lying!. Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose?

Me:
I really don’t know - but no-one could ever shudder at Hugh, he’s a darling…and I don’t fall in love enough to be able to compare notes (giggles)

Dottie:
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose. Be you wise and never sad, you will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, and your wish will come to you-- and if that makes you happy, kid, you'll be the first it ever did. I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

Me: (soaks all that up)
Wow! Well I hope you don’t mind that I’m taking notes. I’m really appreciating things you’re sharing with me, the general aspects of your life etc., just realised there’s a lot I need to learn about love and stuff.

Dottie:
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Me: (thinking)
Oh, oh…. Ohhhh!

Dottie: (me sensed a raised eyebrow here)
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound -- if I can remember any of the damn things, I'd like to have money - and I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money. I’ve never been a millionaire but I know I’d be darling at it. If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you. There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism. There must be a disciplined eye and a wild mind...There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it.

Me: (writing furiously)
This is excellent, just hope I don’t miss out anything…

Dottie:
I hate writing, I love having written. I’m never going to accomplish anything; that’s perfectly clear to me. I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don’t do anything. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don’t even do that any more.

Me:
Well we both know that’s absolutely not true!! Well maybe the nails thingy but not about you not accomplishing stuff…that is SO not true!!.

Dottie:
If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.

Me: (laughs)
I don’t think they’d appreciate that very much but I shall certainly consider it….I’ve heard you’re quite famous for your wisecracks…you certainly have an incredibly sharp wit.

Dottie:
There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply callisthenics’ with words

Me:
Oh I’m sorry, forgive my bad manners - would you like a drink?

Dottie:
I like to have a martini, I wish I could drink like a lady. I can take one or two at the most. Three and I'm under the table. Four and I'm under the host

Me: (widens eyes)
Ohhh….ummm..

Dottie:
Don't look at me in that tone of voice! If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn. There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.

Me:
Well that’s jolly inconsiderate!! Do you think over the period of your life, you’ve got everything you’ve ever needed or wanted?

Dottie
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne

Dottie:
You don’t want a general house worker, do you? Or a travelling companion, quiet, refined, speaks fluent French entirely in the present tense? Or an assistant billiard-maker? Or a private librarian? Or a lady car-washer? Because if you do, I should appreciate your giving me a trial at the job.

Me: (shocked)
Dottie!! Why on earth would you ask me something like that? I have no doubt you would do all of those and more brilliantly but you’re a legend an absolute legend in the field of literature!!

Dottie:
Any minute now, I am going to become one of the Great Unemployed. I am about to leave literature flat on its face. I don’t want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.

Me:
I don’t think my humble abode would suit someone of your stature – my spare room is a mess.

Dottie:
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.

Me: (having a brainwave)
I’ll tell you what – I’ll get in touch with Hugh, he’d probably be more familiar with how to consider your request…he might even have a job for you. I know he’d be really chuffed to be asked. Is there anything else you think I should tell him?.

Dottie:
Salary is no object. I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.

Me:
Great, will do.. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.